It’s exciting to talk about food. There are a lot of food quotes, quotes about food, most of them are funny. Enjoy these quotes and eager to mom and daughter quotes!

When the waitress asked me if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said: “four, I don’t think I can eat eight. – Yogi Berra

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. – Julia Child

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. – W. C. Fields

Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either. – Trixie Koontz

Great food is like great sex. The more you have, the i am sorry quotes. – Gael Greence

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. – P. J. O’Rourke

Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat that’s bad for you. – Tom Smothers

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. – John Gunther

People who love to eat are always the quotes about smiling. – Julia Child

After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. – Oscar Wilde

My weaknesses have always been food and men in that order. – Dolly Parton

The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself. – Louis C. K.

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. – Alex Guarnaschelli

Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. – Giada De Laurentiis

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death. –  E.M. Forster

Funny Food Quotes

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them. – Nora Ephron

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Barbara Johnson

It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. – Lewis Grizzard